The Addams Family
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A MESSAGE TO SOMEONE IVE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TOO SAYING “u r the only babe i need in my life” AND IM GOING TO CRY
public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity
and then you look down at your textbook and its like
before and after listening to BEYONCÉ