i hate feet and everything they stand for
literally summer in Australia if you don’t have air conditioning
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
Had to be there, I guess.
i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND
LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN
towels imported form turkey
and turkey imported from maine
wheres your passion