ssweet-dispositionn:

Age 104 year old man and his age 100 wife, they are poor. They have been married for 81 years and they never got to take a picture together on their wedding day. So when she finally tried on the wedding dress, he was so happy to hug her, and told her how beautiful she was.

Brb crying my eyes out

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

sherlock-deduction:

heliotrophic:

no but one time my friend was working at these stables and this guy turned up for an evening riding session so she took him to see the sunset on the beach

she didnt realise that man was jude law

she accidentally dated jude law

oh my god

laugh-addict:

*thinks about something i need to do for school*

baiting:

as rosa parks once said…

“no.”

crystalfieldsplittingenergy:

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

i should not be laughing so hard at this

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

my life is one big “wow ok”