he just became like 50% carrot
Fuck this website
he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
I like the fact that you can see the shockwave go through the clouds.
Earth is a giant fucking zit-popper.
*deep voice* yummy yummy
Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items
I would leave anything behind on a plane if it meant I got to see a beagle galloping towards me
OMG LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MOUSE
HES NOT GUNNA GO AROUND THE GRASS
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?