|—||John Green (via queendany)|
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
I connect to this on a deep level.